Soul Pancake Book Spine Challenge

So, I thought this was cute - A book spine challenge.  Gather up some books, create a poem or saying or what have you, take a picture and done.  I did this.  For some reason, when I tried to create an account, I got a webpage error and couldn't see the squiggly words at the bottom to decode.  Alas, no account - no submission. 
I've decided to do it here. 
And I thought it would be cute to do with my kids later on as an extention of a poetry lesson. 

Okay, so it's a little gruesome, but I had a silly chuckle. 
What books do you have on hand?  Let's see what you come up with! :)